Justin Bieber Designer Thongs

  • "We have a very special product here, so let's give it up for their brilliant designer!"
  • "The Canadian sensation himself, Justin Bieber!"
  • *Camera bulbs flashing, lights shining*
  • "Made out of fine corinthian leather, the new Belieberâ„¢brand thongs will give you support where you need it most!"
  • "Only 59.95 folks! And if you call in the next 15 minutes, you'll receive a pair pre-worn by Bieber himself!"
  • "...and here's the first pair!"