Ultrathon Mosquito Repellent

  • Mosquito Tank - 60 Second Radio Spot
  • Marsha: George, did you forget about our hike tonight?
    George: On my way honey!
    Marsha: What are you driving? I can hardly hear you… oh no
    SFX: Low rumble
    Tank treads increase in volume, then come to a halt
    Hydraulic rotation of a tank turret
    Pop of a tank hatch
    George: Evenin’ sweetie
    Marsha: George! What in heavens name are you doing in that tank?
    George: Mosquito protection; I really hate those bloodsuckers.
    Marsha: What ever made you think this was necessary?
    George: Heh, 18 inches of solid steel baby.
    SFX: Two quick knocks against tank
    George: My blood’s at stake here, can’t take any chances.
    Marsha: Why don’t we just use Ultrathon instead? It’s just as good.
    George: Ultrathon huh?
    Marsha: Uh huh, engineered for the US Military. Pretty strong stuff.
    George: Strong as an artillery round?
    Marsha: Keeps the skeeters at bay for 12 whole hours!
    George: 12 Hours?? Jesus Marsha, isn’t that a bit overkill?
    George & Marsha: *Laugh in unison
    Announcer: 3M Ultrathon Insect Repellent, engineered for the US Military with 12 Hours of
    Mosquito protection. You may not be at war, but the mosquitos don’t have to know.
    SFX: Flamethrower sound
    Tilt of visor
    George: I suppose we can 86 the flamethrower then?
    Marsha: *Sigh