We dare you to name three things more badass than bare-knuckle boxing… Don’t worry, we’ll wait….
All right Skippy, times up. Chances are you could only come up with something trendy like Facebook or one of
those Sham- wow things. Well we’ll let you in on a little secret; prize fighting is undoubtedly the most badass
thing this side of the Mississippi. No gloves or hand padding was allowed. Why? Because protection is for
ninnies and sissies.
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